#puns by me

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[danndesigns]

While watching a travelog docu-series highlighting small-town spots, they were showcasing a small bar in the town of Hickory, MS and their locally sourced cocktails (specifically their daiquiris) that made them famous.

I couldn't help but laugh when they kept reusing the same b-roll of a little clock tower in town, and each time, I spotted a mouse climbing the clock that they just left in the edit.

I loved that Hickory daiquiri doc where the mouse ran up the clock.

[nouverx]

These two have the potential to be the funniest duo of the show istg

First one is from this amazing reblog from one of my posts, second one is inspired by some of the replies of said post

[tawnysoup]

when his face telegraphs the pun before it happens

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

[mari-lair]

cook acquired!

[collapsethevillain]

Getting used to a new Fandom cause that ⬆️ red car dragged me into it

[daily-haunted-tv]

Sparkle on, it's Wednesday

[tintin-official]

the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up

[boringwomanwithabook]

portrait of the blogger as a strange and awkward woman

[wynnd-citrus]

Boy’s night in: cuddles, popcorn, and movies hehe

This drawings actually my Instagram 20k DTIYS celebration, so everyone’s welcome to redraw it and I can share it on my IG story highlights :3

If you guys wanna check out all of the redraws for this DTIYS, go to #WCIDDTIYS20K on IG!! :D

[danndesigns]

Never play cards or tabletop games with Papa Roach frontman Jacoby Shaddix.

Before hitting it big, Jacoby and the other bandmates were crashing at a fan's place in Suffolk , VA while touring out of their van. Late that night, the fan invited Jacoby into his gaming room where they played cards. When Jacoby would lose, he would become furious and demand the cards be reshuffled over and over again. At one point he was so enraged that he started destroying this fan's board games around the room and screamed about shuffling the deck again and held his breath in protest.

This fan said that Jacoby "...cut my Life into pieces." then told Jacoby, "This is my last re-sort!"

Jacoby spent his Suffolk vacation with no breathing.

[daddyplasmius]

[magpiedraws]

I have some proper ouaw art in the works but in the meantime have a meme

[lordoflucky]

No wait, we can still salvage this- we can have Sebastian Debeste AND Eustace Winner hang on.

His full name is Eustace Sebastian Winner. His dad gave him the name Eustace (because he hates him), his mom choose the middle name Sebastian. Debeste was his mother's maiden name. After aai2, Sebastian chooses to go by his middle name and changes his surname to his mother's maiden to fully separate himself from his father- do you hear me we can still win this

[sakuyuii]

adrien runs? well yes!

also…she’s still getting used to labels (too oblivious to notice his pun), and she may or may have not knew exactly where he would be …

i csnt help but need to say this is cornball sorry anyways i crave season 6